Letter to Patty Murray

25. February, 2009 | by John Moroney

My computer’s keyboard is fucked. Oe more small busiess shot to hell.

I ca o loger select, or type the letter after “m.”

Here is my letter to Seator Patty Murray:

Ms. Murray,

Please understand that I ask a reply to my letter with a certain amount of irony. Your are certainly busy, and I sincerely do not wish to waste your time.

Nonetheless, I am a disenfranchised American, one who no longer believes in the system. I am a firm believer in the Balkanization of the United States. I am a firm secessionist. I believe that if the Pacific Northwest split for the rest of the United States, all of its denizens would be better off.

I am respectfully asking you for an hoest plea to your costiuets for cotiued faith i the AMerica system of goveremet.

Please uderstad that my computer o loger types the letter after “m,” ad I ca o loger afford to replace it.

Please aswer my letter. I am a America, ad I would still kill or die for this coutry. I do believe, but i these troubled times, I just eed a pat o the head.

Joh Moroey (206) xxx-xxxx