I may have found God

25. February, 2009 | by John Moroney

My computer just suffered a complete shut-down, beer+laptop=computer error failure. And survived.

Fuck me running. Even the keyboard works. Wow. That’s so not funny.

I feel compelled to reiterate the cause of SECESSION NOW! to free the Pacific NW of its evil, corporate, Washington D.C. overlords. In a truly free society, this laptop would have been replaceable. As it is now, we are all paying for an illegal war. Politicians are all evil; measure the inches. Oh, wait-lies are lies, aren’t they? Murder is still murder, rape is still rape.

Unless you’re a Washington, D.C. kind of politician.

It amazes me that I never receive an answer from Patty Murray or Jim McDermott when I rant like this. Please, anything you have to say, I will print unedited. I actually am impolring you to revive my faith in the system. Anything. Any answer at all.

C’mon . . . Here: I’ll send you the link.