Bitch Kitty Racing

I have never been more proud of my country than I am after watching Barack Obama’s nomination acceptance speech during the Democratic National Convention. I am not a political person. Bitch Kitty Racing is not a political enterprise. However, I find that I and we must make a stand at this point.

The election is in November. We stand a real chance of us ALL becoming proud of our country once again. I find that I must ask the continued patience of Bitch Kitty Racing Australia, Bitch Kitty Racing Europe, Bitch Kitty Racing Asia, Canada, South America, North America, and the entire world when I ask this favor:

Look at us; we’re amazing!

We have been so amazingly mismanaged these last eight years, and you’ve wondered why we’ve taken it. This is why: we’re Americans, and though our system has many flaws, it always works in the end. We got through Viet Nam, we got through World Wars One and Two, we got through a revolution, Independence, and a Civil War, and we will get through this horrible madness which has taken us now.

We are perfectly aware that our current management is horrible—murderous, criminal, inept, and cruel to both the world and even those it governs. God willing, we shall now change management. This is not dependent on just us, however; it is dependent on YOU. If the entire global community can pick a candidate, can endorse that candidate and stand by him, perhaps we can succeed.

America is o longer a leader, but merely a player. The Empire is dead. Now we would like to care for our own, take part in our community, and make the world a better place for all of us.

Thank you for your understanding! Wow! Look what we can do! Look what we did!

I realize he has a snowball’s chance in Hell of being elected, but I am behind Obama’s America! He has made me proud again. We are a great nation of free thinkers and innovators. We accepted our role in the global community by agreeing to protect freedom. Again, God willing, we’ll figure out what that means!

Please YouTube Obama’s speech,and thank you for standing by us during these last eight, syphilitic, years. We’re good people. Really. You just have to get to know us.

I can’t accurately describe how proud I would be to have Obama as my president!

Oh, and Dear Australia, please send me a Great Beer List!