Zombie Strippers!

16. July, 2008 | by John Moroney

Stumbled upon this little gem while shopping. It starts out with ten minutes of Bush bashing, which is always a good sign (Really, does anyone like that guy anymore? I’m only mad at him for DESTROYING THE ECONOMY AND SELLING US ALL INTO SLAVERY. I will not mention the hideous death I hope he publicly endures, which he deserves because he is a liar, a fraud, a cheat, a conspirator, a war criminal, the guy who headed the administration which ended the American empire, ruined the dollar, created a pointless and endless war and cost thousands of lives . . . Oh, wait, I wasn’t going to mention his hideous death because his secret police or gestapo or whatever “security administration” he created to keep the Mexicans out . . . Oh, sorry, the “terrorists” out, will show up on my door and send me to an offshore prison where I will be raped by the guards out of public scrutiny and away from any of those pesky law thingies. I hope Bush gets gangbanged by giant rats, and I hope I’m there to cheer on the rats.)

What was I saying?

Oh, yeah. Zombie Strippers.

It ain’t high art, but it’s got plenty of guns, gore, and girls. Perhaps it’s the fourteen year-old boy in me, but all in all, it’s seriously good high camp.