What did we do before the internet?
How could we have possibly considered ourselves entertained?! It’s 75 degrees and perfectly sunny out, but here I sit surfing the interwebby device.
Oh, joy! Look what I found: a terrific lesson for today’s purveyors of filth. This probably includes me, as I’ve gotten an incredible amount of hate mail generated by Zombie Tapioca Lovefest 4000. Oh, and look for the word: “hee-ah-ness.”
Just absolute genius. Genius! I feel so much more moral already!
Well, off to the local leather store for eight gallons of lube and an electroshock device . . .
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