New Features!

09. May, 2007 | by Keith Bingman

If you look closely up above at the header bar, you will notice that navigation has been much simplified and that we now have the photo galleries back! We will be updating and adding more photos to each gallery as we get time, as well as bringing the other shoots back online. It’s good to see bathtubs filled with Jell-O again. There are one or two refinements to be made to the viewer, so stay tuned.

Of course, you have probably noticed that Bitch Kitty TV episode 8 is up. FINALLY. John Moroney is a nappy headed ho for not getting it out sooner. Oh, wait. That’s me.

Actually, in the redesign, apparently I’m Keith. Hmm… I’m confused.

Moving on.

And holy sardine-molesting housecats, could it be?! COMMENTS? Yes, yes indeed! We want to hear from you—always have, always do, always did. Our brilliant, Ruby-powered site now lets you speak your mind. Go easy on us.

New logo! Look! Look up! To the right!

John’s personal blog will be going public soon. Keith has promised, albeit after seven days of almost constant toasting during his recent visit to Seattle, to create Mr. Moroney (wait, that’s me) a personal blog where he (me… Good Lord, I’m going fucking nuts!) Where I can rant and rave and blither on to my heart’s content about whatever. Which is nice because, believe it or not, I actually edit myself here quite heavily.

NEXT ITEM OF BUSINESS: JOHN’S BIRTHDAY, MAY 11

In response to the outpouring of love, affection, and explicit photos of you all dressed slutty as hell, I have decided to have add an additional birthday for myself to every calendar year. My first birthday is, of course, the second Friday in May, and my other birthday is now approximately six months later, on October 31. Yes, that’s right, Halloween. This way, My Royal Self-centeredness has created TWO holidays that demand body paint, garters showing under short skirts, firemen rescuing fainting lasses, and the drunken breathless excitement of a crowded room to be faced under the anonymity of a disguise.

Good Lord, I think I should just take over Lent…