Bitch Kitty Racing

Hot diggity dog!

Bitch Kitty Racing, its parents and siblings are moving this weekend! Hooray! We no longer have to live in a barn in France where ze mice eat ze wires and we get that (fucking) 500 error once a week.

Our Teutonic overlords are upgrading our little racing airplane of a host to something a little more robust. Think C-5 Heavy Transport.

You may have noticed Bitch Kitty Racing is kind of big. When you start wandering around, there’s actually quite a bit of stuff to look at and play with. Our new Content Management System can literally run several countries. I’m not kidding. Our new host will be able to keep up with us.

With the move we get our galleries back! Jell-O, Cupcake Fight, and all the rest will be back online, along with the up and coming CHOCOLATE! Keith is actually flying in from Germany to shoot the thing, so expect great results. We will also have all our illustrations working, so the articles will make a little more sense to first-time readers.

We also have a new team member, IT professional Kevin Bowen. Kevin is doing all the things that need to get done to help spread the Bitch Kitty gospel, and gives Keith someone to talk to about Arts Technical without having to dumb it down. There’s so much to do all the time to manage this site. Kevin is a much-needed addition and we are thankful for his help.

What else? Apparel is coming very soon. I have it on my desk and am just trying to give up sleep entirely to keep up with all the great new stuff on the site. We have our first band, Hey Marseilles, and their incredibly creamy goodness will be available at Bitch Kitty Records with the upgrade.

Thank you all for a wonderful first year! April 10 is the anniversary of the Bitch Kitty Empire. Where will you be?

John

Seattle

P.S. Any showing of the Bitch Kitty logo thong gets the Martini of your choice.

Vive la Chat Garce!