"Gay on the Side"
My eyes were very dilated, and I couldn’t properly focus. I informed the nice young man at the counter that I would pick out glasses at a later time.
“That’s a good idea,” he said. “You don’t want to pick out something that looks good and then you get home and it has ‘Gay’ written on the side.”
What?!
Read More…Bitch Kitty Apparel Outtake
Keith flew in from Germany to photograph the new Bitch Kitty Apparel. There are so many wonderful images from that day. This is one of my favorites.

Photoshoot Update
I love doing photoshoots, but they can be stressful. This one has a different quality, though: magic. Very few things in life are supposed to happen; I believe that very strongly. We make our own worlds: triumphs and hardships are self-created. This photoshoot is a VERY short notice project. I hate working this way. It adds levels of stress to an experience which is, basically, the joy of creation.
Not this time, though. The entire Bitch Kitty crew is totally on board, understands the time crunch, and is working overtime to make sure everything goes according to plan. It’s amazing, and I am very thankful to be working with such talented and dedicated people.
We even have help from our favorite pub, Big Time Brewery. Bill, the brewer there, is crafting, just for us, his special dry-hopped Artemis Pale Ale. We are very excited to be receiving such a special beer, and can’t wait to share it with all our crew, friends, and models.
This is going to be a very awesome Saturday, and I’d like to thank everyone again, especially our sponsors, for this project:
Cloud and Leaf Bookstore; Manzanita, Oregon
Big Time Brewery and Alehouse; Seattle, Washington
fedorasbox.com
Mad Abs Fitness; Seattle, Washington
Mary Kalhor Photography; Seattle, Washington
If you’d like to sponsor this or future projects, email: info@bitchkittyracing.com
Oh, Wonderful Tubes!
Bitch Kitty Racing usually doesn’t update on Saturday or Sunday, but I wanted to share this: a carbon nanotube radio.
As a bit of a backstory, I researched the use of carbon nanotubes for hydrogen storage back in college, and quickly fell in love with the spiky little bastards. (I also need to disclose that I belong to the Cult of Buckminster, which means I become quite the zealot in the presence of large carbon molecules.) A nanotube is a single molecule comprised of carbon atoms which, as the name implies, forms a long tube. They are tiny-tiny-tiny, as the name also implies, being roughly two billionths of a meter wide and hundreds to thousands of times longer. They are super-light, super-strong, and super-cool engineered particles. Nanotubes are currently used in many industrial applications such as batteries, fuel cells, and electronics.
I found out about the radio on Adult Swim while watching Metalocalypse. I seem to have become far less of a science geek than I was in college, and for this I am glad. Hey, at least I wasn’t watching cartoons while stoned!
Happy Friday!
Oh, thank the good Lord, we’ve made it! It’s eight a.m. here in the Bitch Kitty offices, and I may actually kill all of my coworkers. Thank heavens that won’t have to happen though, because of this awesome Bitch Kitty Army submitted video.
Will someone please tell me what the hell is going on here? Is all of Japan this weird? If so, may I please move there?
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